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Alternate spelling of cockward, that is, awkward in a gay way.
Guy 1: Wanna go grab some lunch?
Guy 2: Can we make love afterwards?
Guy 1: *pause* Cawkward!
by Zogflipper December 09, 2007
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when 2 brosefs have an awkward moment.
2 brosefs are walking side by side and their hands graze each other. They then turn their heads and make eye contact and say nothing. that would be a cawkward moment.
by thedeens83 October 27, 2009
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Guy #1-"Dude, Justin pulled out his cock out in front of his ex"
Guy #2- "Wow, that's cawkward."
by ThisIsAwkward November 15, 2010
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1. when an action or event is a combination of both cute and awkward

2. when two men simultaneously cock block each other
3. when someone is awkward with their penis
1. matt and jazzy made a cawkward couple.

2. nick and dan's simultaneous cock blocking created a cawkward situation.
3. don’t do that cory, it’s cawkward!
by gordon1535 May 10, 2010
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the conjugation of the words 'cute' and 'awkward'
Jeniffer is a truly cawkward woman.
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