| 8. | Mikki Moore | ||
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A professional basketball player currently having his best season in his career as the starting center for the New Jersey Nets. Resembles a homeless man because of his thin build, scrappy play, and long hair that looks like a rat's nest. He goes for rebounds and loose balls like a hungry homeless man battling for his life to grab a sandwich. After tonight's performance versus the Bulls and gave the Cavs the 2-seed, Cleveland should give Moore a key to the city.
Mikki Moore is quickly finding a home in New Jersey. |
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| 9. | lebron james | ||
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While LeBron is the best player in the NBA after Dwayne Wade (D-Wade gets the edge because he keeps his teammates involved. If the Heat and Cavs would've switched players, I guarantee you that the Heat wouldn't have won), people tend to ignore his ballhogging ways (though Kobe is much worse) because of his assist totals. Also, people are comparing him to Michael Jordan. While it's not a bad comparison, Michael is by far the better player because Mike won 6 titles, and Mike is by far the better defender and keeps his teammates involved. LeBron James also has a nailbiting habit.
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| 10. | drew gooden | ||
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a cavs baketball player that has pubes on his neck. those cocky as cavaliers have pubed-necked drew gooden on there team.
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| 11. | LeBronomy | ||
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Cleveland's economy to the extent that it depends on the Cavs' success and, largely, LeBron James i'm watching the game not just for fun, but also so i can keep up with the state of the LeBronomy
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| 12. | the lebron james effect | ||
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1.) lebron james' ability to turn any straight basketball-loving man gay through his beastly skill and ability 2.) lebron james' ability to bring good to everything in his life, just by being lebron james 1.) while watching the cavs game, a boy told his girl how he would literally have sex with lebron if he could. then, when lebron made a 3 pointer in the last second to win the game, the boys orgasmic reaction made the girl feel as though she traded her boyfriend for a shopping buddy, a common result of the lebron james effect
2.) because of their uncanny skill at being lebron james' children, lebron james' children, who are still quite young, have already been offered college basketball scholarships. lebron junior and his less fortunately named brother are firsthand witnesses to the lebron james effect |
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| 13. | gtwsoh | ||
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get that weak stuff outta here. While watching a Cavs game, I heard Fred McCleod say, "gtwsoh" after a LeBron James block.
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| 14. | disappointed | ||
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When you actually believe a Cleveland team would actually win I was disappointed when the Cavs lost the game
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