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golf carting 

when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.
I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.
golf carting by martinatty January 14, 2009
Carting is holding on to a shopping from a moving car and then accelerating. Once an appropriate speed is reached the shopping cart is released and it shoots off like a missile. Carting was invented in Whiting, Indiana in the late 70s.
Hey dude, lets go do some carting.
carting by Joe Iron April 28, 2007
After vigorous butt sex, Melissa was carting all day.
Carting by Missmelis27 January 29, 2016
Using a shopping cart to go through fast food drive through and look all swag.
We like to do Carting at Taco Bell
Carting by Jelly Belly 1234 November 3, 2011

Carroting 

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.
Carroting by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014
Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.

Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.

Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.
"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"
Cohorting by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020