a lower social order that consists mostly of gang maulings of the fat kid and shouting abuse at those higher up in the order see example, see human scum
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and jocks
C1:"oi uhhg ooii hughuu!!"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"
When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.
To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.
I pulled a caveman on my bitch last night with my big cock.
The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.
Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.
To hastily perform, often under orders, a complicated (but misunderstood as simple) task, yielding shoddy results.
How did your paper turn out?" "Well I caveman-ed it, how do you think it turned out?
1. Pertaining to anything with a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish quality.
2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.
After being pushed in an argument, Fred went caveman on his opponent.
If your friend fills all the below criteria he could well be a caveman. He may only use the name caveman if:
He is tall man with long hair a moustache and a bit of a beard, who's real initials are usually R O.
He is often compared to Jay off the inbetweeners.
He enjoys listening to a wide variety of music and has a love for Johnny Cash.
He often wares a 36 crazyfists t shirt.
He likes to whip his hair back and forth.
He enjoys the occasional alcohol beverage.
His mothers name begins with a T.
He often uses vile and insulting language.
yo guys did you see caveman head bang last night his hair knocked someones eye out.
i fingered a dutch girl and she shit down my arm.
the act of picking up a female (either a piggy back or fireman's lift) and running somewhere to have sex, grunting and swinging a club or beer bottle while you do it.
Yeah, I'm gonna caveman her over to the bushes behind the car park and smash that pasty
When you see a chick so incredibly hot that you have the Neanderthal urge to hit her hard over the head, drag her away and make naughty caveman sex.
Guy1: Oh man look at that chick!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!
(In reference to a sexual act) When you are having sex in a doggy position and grab a hand full of hair to arouse your partner and declare dominance. Then immediately push your hand forward to force your partners head into the bed and begin furiously banging away like a caveman. Grunting is acceptable during this act, as it further supports your dominance.
"Dude, last night Nathan totally cavemaned that swamp donkey!"
"Alicea thought she could control me, but i flipped that shit around and pulled a caveman on that hoe."
"I'm feeling all primal and shit, time to caveman some strange."