living causes death 

1) A health or medical study that shows that a living person has a 100% of dying at some point in their life.

2) A reaction to a health or medical study that shows some substance causes illness.

3) Everything has some kind of consequence. Suck it up and deal with it!

First thing I learned in med-school was living causes death.

living causes death by Man Machine August 11, 2007

Root Causes Tour 

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

Root Causes Tour by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

Causer 

if your last name is Causer you stink

EW is that a Stinky boi with the last name Causer

Causer by dgadgadfgdfgf May 27, 2021

Lost Causer 

A person who believes in the “Lost Cause” myth of the American Civil War, A myth stating that the south didn’t fight for slavery.

A large majority of neo confederates are lost causers.

History teacher: name one of the things that the Civil War was mainly fought over
Student A:slavery

Student b, a lost causer: no it wasn’t: that’s a lie! It was fought over taxes and the north wanted to pillage the south so the sales for back!

Lost Causer by PonianYoutube August 5, 2021

cassersoup 

A combination of casserole and soup.

"This is too much of a meal to be chicken soup, but too full of liquid to be chicken casserole. It must be chicken cassersoup."

cassersoup by helenabo May 18, 2010

natural causes 

Bullshit explanation of death given for very old people.

Son: What did gramps die of?

Dad: He died of natural causes.

Son: Yeah, right.

natural causes by dogbreath34 March 4, 2015

Vaccine Causes Autism

This is a method for a person named “Karen” to say for an accuse for not taking the vaccine of COVID-19 or Etc it is pretty known on Twitter and Facebook + The Meme World.

Karen: THE VACCINE CAUSES AUTISM DONT TAKE IT MY CHILD TOOK Employee: Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Vaccine Causes Autism by Α January 12, 2022