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1.
As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.
Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
by j7x November 18, 2006
 
2.
Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears
I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me
by WedJorton June 04, 2010