pre-cougescent

A woman who is not quite ready to date a cub, shop at Chico's and embrace her cougar nature.

I don't want to go see that classic rock cover band; the audience will be full of cougars and I'm pre-cougescent.

pre-cougescent by etothem June 9, 2011

cubescent 

Pronunciation: \ˈkyüb-S-ənt\
Origin: United States American English
Originator: The Baroness of Chism-on-the-Plain
Function: adjective - 1) a situation or problem possessing the complex characteristics of a 6 sided cube
Function: noun - 1) an intelligent or learned person possessing ability to analyze the sides/issues of a complex situation or problem as a whole 2) geometric thinking

adjective: This situation is cubescent.
noun: Bob handles emergencies well; he is a real cubescent.

cubescent by Carrie A. Chism Delaney RN BSN, The Baroness of Chism-on-the-Plain January 17, 2008

Cobulescentary 

Going to a shit event just because you want to flex that you have mates and stacks

"Mate, thats bloody cobulescentary, you bloody simp"

Cobulescentary by Floda Nosnikta May 16, 2020

catolescent 

1. A kitten between 6 and 11 months of age.

2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."

From cat+adolescent

My kitty weighs 14 pounds, yet he still thinks he's a small kitten. I guess it's because he's an 11-month-old catolescent.

catolescent by Stop the Pendulum September 4, 2005

acaulescent 

having a very short stem

"Petunia, did you sleep with him last night?"
"Psh, no, no. He was a bit too acaulescent for me. Like a baby's thumb."

acaulescent by Xialuote Boliangte May 23, 2015

calvescent

gradually becoming bald; a tendency towards baldness.

Your hair is thinning out. You are calvescent and will have been completely bald by next month.

calvescent by uttam maharjan September 17, 2010

catolescent 

Not yet a cat but not a kitten

How old is your cat?
I don;t really know but it is a catolescent

catolescent by eighthmoon February 28, 2020