Asian guy: Those caucasian guys are stupider than me, but he still beats me in everything because no one wants a ugly flatface zipperhead asian around them.

Black guy: Those white guys penis' are slightly smaller than ours, to bad we will only ever get to put ours into ugly asian/black chicks that the white guys leave aside to us.
caucasians win in every possible way.

Asian: Let's go to the carnival.
Indian: No way man, that place is filled with fucking Caucasians.
Asian: Oh. Right. Those guys suck.
Indian: I hear they torture anyone from outside the U.S..
Asian: Fuck them, let's go to my house.

African: I heard there's a new nightclub downtown, wanna go?
Latino: No way. That place is run by fucking white racists.