A white guy with Asian features
Jack: Are you sure your not asian?

Seb: No me no asian

Jack: Wow your majorly Cauc-asian
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1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories

1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"

2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.

3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.

4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.

5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010

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Nice people.

Thanks to the caucasian white race you can use Computers, TV, Mobile Phones. Thanks to the caucasian white race we travelled through space. Thanks to the caucasian white race we have medicines and hospitals.
I am a caucasian
He is a caucasian
by Tracian June 25, 2006

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There are many sub-group's in the broad term. For the most part they are decent and proud people, but regionally you can run into some trouble with them if your skin has more than 25% tint on it. Those sub-groups are mainly ignorant southerner's and uneducated right wing nationalist zombie fanatics who have no clue what they are preaching.
Who use's the word Caucasian in a sentence? As much as people hate it every say's white people like everyone calls brown people Mexicans or all dark drown people black. Get your head out your butt we are in America and no matter what anyone wants to believe this is a racist country and that goes for all race's living in it. F.Y.I This was not written by a Caucasian. That's a long Example. This is truth make a change.
by itemnumbernine August 23, 2009

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People who suck dick. Stop hating on Asians, blacks, Indians, Jews, etc. White supremacists can suck my balls. FUCK WHITE RACISTS.
Asian: Let's go to the carnival.
Indian: No way man, that place is filled with fucking Caucasians.
Asian: Oh. Right. Those guys suck.
Indian: I hear they torture anyone from outside the U.S..
Asian: Fuck them, let's go to my house.

African: I heard there's a new nightclub downtown, wanna go?
Latino: No way. That place is run by fucking white racists.
by whatthefuckiswrongwithasians?! March 23, 2007

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The best looking people and the best smelling people on the planet earth period.

Caucasians include people of British, Italian, Spanish, Scandinavian, Russian and Jewish herritage.

Everyone else is their own race
Wow look at her she's so hot. Ya man it's because she's caucasian.
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noun. Another name for a White Russian, a delectable beverage containing cream (or milk if you're a pansy), vodka, and Kahlua, served over ice.
"Another Caucasian, Gary"
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