A white male with the mathematical intelligence of an Asian, but unlike Asian males, has a visible penis. Hence the term "Cauc/Cock" and "Asian".
"Person 1: That guy just divided by zero without breaking any mathematical laws! He must be Asian."
"Person 2: No, he's not Asian, you can clearly see his penis. He must be CaucAsian."
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An endangered species that can be found in North America. Their favorite activities are sky diving, mountain biking, and reading. You usually see them in groups riding in a dirty camouflage jeep with no doors on it and an American flag sticking up, deer antlers on the hood and an "I support Donald Trump" bumper sticker. They get scared when they drive through an African American area so they roll up the windows but trust me white people no one wants to jack your Toyota Prius. Undoubtedly the most privileged race in the world. They ride everything from mechanical bulls to their own cousins.
Caucasians: I love Starbucks and Nutella too omg besties!
Me: Stfu
by Kaptain Riginal September 06, 2016

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Caucasians are only Georgians, Armenians and Azerbaijans, because Caucasia is the place where they live in. It's system of hills.usually they're dark haired and dark eyed people, but because of the russian people who lived there in the past, some of them are blondes, green or blue eyed.
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by myehwk June 27, 2016

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White people. Some cults believe Cthulu fused Asians with another variant of extinct humans forming the hybrid white man and woman!
Caucasian! Without the Asian you're just cocks!
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This is an incorrect term and also offensive to define white people, as Caucasians are not white but brown.

Caucasian people are from Turkey, Iran, Azerbaijan, Georgia, those countries so forth.

Please remember that White people are not Caucasian, it's stupid, ridiculous and offensive to say it.
I am from Turkey and I'm a Caucasian person.

I am White but not Caucasian.
by Anon12576343 September 04, 2010

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Cau-ca-sian (kô-k zh n, -k zh n). adj. a.Of or relating to a race of parasitic, vicious humanoid pale skinned mammals known for the mass murdering of other human families, wildlife, plantlife, and poisoning of a planet's food, water, and air supply. b. A class of people with a propensity for distorting history and stealing the identity of other human families. c. The only race solely classified as American on a job application.
James Peterson told Tyrone that caucasians are superior and that he need to recognize his betters or else black people will be picking cotton again.
by Azemra September 01, 2012

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A white guy with Asian features
Jack: Are you sure your not asian?

Seb: No me no asian

Jack: Wow your majorly Cauc-asian
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