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Chattahoochee High School

A suburban HIGH school located in Johns Creek, GA that is more diverse than a United Nations conference. The 'ghetto ratchets' from the southside to the prodigy 13th grade math asians to the Basic white rich kids we all love to hate. We've got every type of person represented, heck even our cafeteria is surrounded with countries' flags on the walls for useless decoration. We get made fun of for being an old school (20+ years old) but our grades, athletics, and tradition make up for it. The seniors spend their time doing nothing and/or in the Slounge. We use rivalries with other schools to get dressed up, get really hammered, and go to football games. If you don't want to catch a disease, you'll go to the bathroom in the D Hall. Half of the female population always knows how many days there are until spring break.
Just ask one.
We are Chattahoochee.
"Chattahoochee high school is sooo ratchet"

"How do you spell Chattahochie?"

"They did it during the pep rally, but you can't tell anyone"

"#hoochfamily #hoochpride #gohooch"
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Chattahoochee 

"Chattahoochee" is actually a river that starts in the north in Georgia and flows south.

Made popular by Alan Jackson's hit song 'Chattahoochee'
Lyrics from the song:

"Way down yonder on the chattahoochee, it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie."

Chattacoochie 

Razor bumps that appear on a mons pubis of a woman. Her mons pubis area looks similar to the chattahoochee flooring popular around simming pools.
Dang dawg, dat hoe had some real bad chattacoochie down there. It chafed me up real bad.
Chattacoochie by marKO BD April 8, 2011

Catacoochie 

Another way to call someone a pussy or scaredy-cat
Shut up you catacoochie
Catacoochie by Jeff im your dad October 19, 2019

Chattahoochee Impact Driver 

When you're laying some pipe in the bedroom and you begin to forward thrust and spin yourself on your penis with a strong sudden rotational force (like that of a break dancer). This force can allow you to spin hands free like an impact drill going out of control.
You gotta give her the old Chattahoochee Impact Driver if you want to get a second date.

chattahoochee 

A place where redneck southerners go to party.

See the country song "Chattahoochee"
Way down yonder on the chattahoochee, it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
chattahoochee by Whee~ August 14, 2005

Chattahoochee 

A Hoochie that talks toooo much.

A girl that cares not what you have to say but only what she has to say.

The girl they are reffering to when they say "That's what she said".

A little city in Northern Florida.
"Damn chattahoochee won't shut up!"

"Shut up chattahoochee!"

"Driving through Chattahoochee."