Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Chatsturbating 

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009

Camturbating 

pleasuring yourself during a video chat, usually when the other person is sexually attractive It doesn't matter if the other person can see your "activities"or not, if you masturbate on a live camera at all, you are camturbating, which is normally considered extremely creepy or borderline sexual harrassment, UNLESS it is mutually agreed upon and both parties enjoy the show.

"She began to softly moan and make a cum face during our oovoo session last night, so I new she was camturbating"

"OMG guess what babess, my new boyfriend camturbated for me last night and he is soo big, I can't wait to ride that D"

Camturbating by Exelero November 5, 2012

Casturbating 

Watching porn via Google Chromecast.

I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.

Casturbating by RX0 September 4, 2013

Carsturbating 

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

Carsturbating by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Catsurbation 

When one is jacking off, and he's about to cum, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one's penis juice.

Methodman Detox (Gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to Megan Fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be semen'd on the poor kitty's face, formerally known as boots.

MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."

Catsurbation by Rainb0wWalrus August 3, 2009

Casturbating 

When you break your arm/wrist/or hand that you normally use to masturbate with, and have to use the opposite hand to masturbate, because the cast you have to wear, hurts your dick.

Mike: Dude last night really sucked!!

Joe: How come?

Mike: Ever since I broke my wrist, I've been Casturbating, and it gave me a cramp!!!

Joe: Dayyyummmm

Casturbating by gbainlaxman January 30, 2010