Catsup (cat soup) = What ALF likes!
Catsup, cat juice, hot or cold, big deal. Fuckhead about it!
What stupid asses call ketchup
Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!
The ultimate choice Mr. Burns can make in his life.
Mr. Burns: Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.
Store Clerk: He's talking to the Ketchup bottles now, sir.
How ketchup was spelled back in the good old days, eventually people started saying catsup like "ketchup" then it got changed.
1.Idiots who can't spell Ketchup right.
2. Cat Soup. With a tagalog acsent.
Idiot: Please pass the Catsup.
Super-Genius: ITS KETCHUP DOUCHEFAG!
Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!
AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:
SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."
ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."
SAD GIRL LEAVES.
ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"
A kind of pickle, made from mushrooms.
I ate some catsup the other day. It tasted quite terrible.