catlish

The pidgin variant of English used by cats, especially in humorous captioned photos. Often conveys wildness or craftiness. Can seem Asian, alien, or tech-savvy.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them." (Said by a maniacal Gameboy-holding cat to a very interested fellow cat.)
"I has snow." (Said my a cat peeking from behind a snow bank.)
"I'm on ur computer, typing with my ass." (Said by a cat sitting on a keyboard.)

"Did you see the the cat picture on my desktop? The one that says, 'I'm on ur bed, licking my balls?"

"Yeah. Classic catlish, there."

catlish by Mister Toast January 7, 2007

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Calipso

A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.

If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.

Calipso by QuacksO January 21, 2020

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calipso • Calipstile • CALLIPSYCHE • Carlipsalytous • Cat Lips • catlish • catlist

catlist

The greatest free porn site in existence.

Guy 1: Have you been on the "brutal" section on catlist?
Guy 2: Hell yea bitch, we gots to get paid.
Guy 1: don't you think that they should get a Pompey Steamer section?!?
Guy 2: That would be hella sweet, now bend over i have a shit brewing.

catlist by The Circle April 6, 2005

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Carlipsalytous

a severe case of this will cause your lips enlarge 2x there normal size, you will start mixing around your letters and screwing up pronounciation, you will become very easily agitated and or raspy and want a smoke every couple of minutes or so

dude 1: less go for a ride in my lummer himmo, i mean himmer lummer, christ! whever
dude 2: WHAT?
dude 3: hes suffering from carlipsalytous

Carlipsalytous by Whever April 4, 2009