reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.

I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.

reverse catholicism by ecaleohs April 25, 2017

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

Cafeteria Catholicism by Mel December 3, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism 

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

smorgasbord Catholicism by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Catholocism 

A very large and powerful cult.

Catholocism will fuck your mind, boy. And the priests will fuck your ass.

Catholocism by Reasoner July 7, 2009

Catholocism 

A particular virulent strain of the Christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and homosexuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as "faith" or "the holy spirit."

Man: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.
Man: Dear God! How bad is it?
Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.
Man: At least I will have faith.

Catholocism by alpPDCjr12 April 9, 2009

Orthodox Catholicism 

The True Church of Christ

I follow Orthodox Catholicism

Orthodox Catholicism by orthodox easton August 16, 2022

Catholicism 

If you have a different religion and you don't want to sin, good luck getting rid of any you already have. Basically, Catholicism is a religion where you CAN murder, steal, lie, and break all the rules, and then be forgiven.

That's because..

WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!

Man#1: Hey, I'm Pagan and I killed a guy.

Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!

CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.

Catholicism by LOLOLOLOLOLOL another guy dude October 3, 2011