A gathering of people that don't want to be in church yet do their duties under the steeple to try and earn their way into heaven; the Works not Grace practice. Famous for twisting scripture with the confession of Peter. Well known for placing their Catechizm as the highest authority over scripture as their Pope's seem to be above the Word of God in their sect.

They love Mary more than God, and replaced Jesus for Mary as their mediator. They pray to the dead to intercede for them. Catholics preach traditions and not the Gospel of Salvation. They leave Jesus on the cross and re-crucify Him every time they celebrate communion.

If not Catholic, then Roman Catholic is one of the largest idol worshiping religion on earth. They obey the teachings and traditions of men rather than God.

Catholics need to get born-again by the Holy Spirit by obeying Jesus Christ rather than obeying the Popes and Priests.

There is a way that seems right to man, but it leads to death.
The highlight of any Catholics life is to kiss the pope's ring.
by jream May 19, 2009
the religion who happened to be the first chritians until martin luther came with his head up his ass and tried to force the catholic church to ass and take out things out of the bible. even thought the bible has a warning on the back saying ne1 who adds or taked out of the bible will suffer the plagues that r fitured in the bible" thats y catholics think hes burning in hell.plus catholics are christians for u dumbasses who dont believe so cuz the bible says that ne1 who believes jesus is the messiah is christian! and catholics believe so , so pull ur head out of ur ass!!!
ppl who insult catholics are hypocrites because u kno wat? u aint a good christian cuz the bible says respect all religions. heh u hypocrite.
by jennylovesean April 10, 2006
When someone engages in the act of molesting a small child
Here comes the catholic priest. Quick, clench your cheeks
by Chuckster12345 December 03, 2008
to be able to believe the truth of the holy bible for ten generations and hence enter the congregation of the Lord
that is the catolic religion. the safest way to enter heaven
i am a catholic and i believe in god i will fulfil my duties to god so that i can sit at his table
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
Members of Christianity. The faith and work of God they follow. And never do they cheat disappoint lie or steal. Nor d they hide their honor to The Lord Jesus Christ. Catholicism shall always depend on happiness for all. Amen.
Catholics are thou creators of God the Father Almighty. Creators thou are of Heaven on Earth. The almighty Catholics.
by Roo. October 11, 2007
Someone who lies, cheats, murders, rapes, steals, and or commits any sort of crime while claiming to be a religious follower/believer of Jesus.
Todd: I go to church every Sunday. I am such a good person, and I am faithful to Lord Christ and his teachings.

Frank: Didn't you rape that 12-year-old girl, and cheat on your wife while you robbed the prostitute?

Todd: Yeah, but I don't get your point.

Frank: You must be Catholic.

Todd: Precisely, but I still don't get you.
by Balano August 22, 2007
a religeon were everything is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.
Bobby: "God dammit mom, i have to take a SHIT!!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but you know that now i got a new catholic boyfriend, everythign is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that, im going in!!!"
Boyfriend: "Boy, your goin straight to hell!"
by diseased sheep July 29, 2005

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