person #2: well thank you.
jesus: did someone say catholic?
person#1:yes you did.
jesus:hmmmm.are you both catholic?
person#1: nope im not but peter over there is.
person#2: im not peter im person#2.
person#1: oh well excuse me then!
jesus: stop it!
person #2: listen to him.
person#1: well i dont have time i gotta go make another lying religion.
2. A member of the Catholic Church, one of the major branches of mainline Christianity.
2. Much of Europe's great artwork deals with Catholic religious matter.
- The church established by St. Peter the Apostle, through instruction from Jesus Christ.
- One who understands that the Holy Bible is a compilement of historical facts and events that are responsible for all existence.
catholic: yeah so.....?