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Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.

A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.

Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.

Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.

Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"

Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
by Anonymous August 07, 2003
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A gathering of people that don't want to be in church yet do their duties under the steeple to try and earn their way into heaven; the Works not Grace practice. Famous for twisting scripture with the confession of Peter. Well known for placing their Catechizm as the highest authority over scripture as their Pope's seem to be above the Word of God in their sect.

They love Mary more than God, and replaced Jesus for Mary as their mediator. They pray to the dead to intercede for them. Catholics preach traditions and not the Gospel of Salvation. They leave Jesus on the cross and re-crucify Him every time they celebrate communion.

If not Catholic, then Roman Catholic is one of the largest idol worshiping religion on earth. They obey the teachings and traditions of men rather than God.

Catholics need to get born-again by the Holy Spirit by obeying Jesus Christ rather than obeying the Popes and Priests.

There is a way that seems right to man, but it leads to death.
The highlight of any Catholics life is to kiss the pope's ring.
by jream May 19, 2009
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A set of beliefs, practices, and rites irrationally maintained by ignorance of the laws of nature or by faith in magic or chance.
My Grandmother is so Catholic that whenever she loses at cards, she turns her Virgin Mary statue towards the wall. That'll show her.
by not named Michael February 02, 2005
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An evil, hate-mongering, supposedly Christian church responsible for as many deaths as Hitler, or maybe more, over the years. Have been around for about 1400 years, and originally did not associate themselves with Christianity.
My great-great-great-great-great Grandmother was alive in 1700's Europe. She was declared a heretic and burned at the stake when my 4x Great Grandmother was only a few years old. - This happened all the time for a few hundred years. They treated poor citizens cruelly, randomly murdered Jews and Muslims, and were cruel to cats and other animals.
by Myajd jdg August 14, 2005
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We believe in God, the father almighty. In the name of the Father, The Sun, and the Holy Spirit, Amen. It is given, that our Lord, Jesus Christ, was born on Christmas Day, The day of great Joy. On to you that this joy, was born to you, in the city of David, a Savior. Just Christ To Lord. For on to you, it shall be.
Luke, do not fear, for the religion of Catholicism, shall grant you Peace and Happiness. For do not fear, the Catholic Religion, founded by thou Lord, yours in Christ, thus believes in Power and great Joy.
by Monroe. October 05, 2007
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The church which sprang up in Rome during the time of Christ but not ordained by him.
In the 1300-1600's anyone who was not Catholic was murdered by these "Godly" people. Yup. Torture chambers, iron maidens, thumbscrews, anal pears, the whole bit. Not to mention beheading and burning at the stake.
The catholics DID NOT however, persecute atheists (surprise?)
Protestant religions, despite getting whacked out of existence as soon as the Catholics found out of their being, finally managed to prosper in the 1600's and eventually found their way to America. Then the Catholics showed up... *chop* *chop*
The Catholics also support homosexual activities. A "live as you please and then confess" lifestyle and such. You can sin all you want and confessing will make it legit.
When monks/priests and other "laymen" take a vow of celebacy, it is only in regards to women, children/young boys are not off limits.
"Man, those catholic schoolgirls look fine with their uniforms! You know she's a freak underneath it all!"
"Dude, you go out with a catholic girl? Your ass woulda been ashes for that not too many years ago"
"So, how long has your little cousin been going to confession? Let's check his anus and see how loose it is, you catch him"
by Clinton Washington May 24, 2006
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A term derived from the Greek words 'cathos' and 'licos'. Cathos refers to male genetelia, while licos refers to rapid tongue movement.
I don't want them Catholics anywhere near my children, especially my boys.
by Peter Long March 22, 2005
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