1. Being universal in scope or magnitude.

2. A member of the Catholic Church, one of the major branches of mainline Christianity.
1. The King's tastes were catholic; everything from soup to nuts.

2. Much of Europe's great artwork deals with Catholic religious matter.
by montoro November 17, 2003
fucking crazy ass whore who thinks he can do bad shit, kill people, steal things, and generally be a bad person and all he has to do is confess to a priest and all will be forgiven. Doesn't believe in rights for women or anybody who isn't "white" or heterosexual. Offended by free thought, free speech, freedom in general.
that stupid catholic robbed a bank and then was aquitted 'cause he said three hale marys
by SmartPerson2008 August 04, 2008
A gathering of people that don't want to be in church yet do their duties under the steeple to try and earn their way into heaven; the Works not Grace practice. Famous for twisting scripture with the confession of Peter. Well known for placing their Catechizm as the highest authority over scripture as their Pope's seem to be above the Word of God in their sect.

They love Mary more than God, and replaced Jesus for Mary as their mediator. They pray to the dead to intercede for them. Catholics preach traditions and not the Gospel of Salvation. They leave Jesus on the cross and re-crucify Him every time they celebrate communion.

If not Catholic, then Roman Catholic is one of the largest idol worshiping religion on earth. They obey the teachings and traditions of men rather than God.

Catholics need to get born-again by the Holy Spirit by obeying Jesus Christ rather than obeying the Popes and Priests.

There is a way that seems right to man, but it leads to death.
The highlight of any Catholics life is to kiss the pope's ring.
by jream May 19, 2009
1) One who belongs to a backwards, archaic religious power structure headed by a group of sexually-repressed pædophiles.
2) A person who believes in fiction, accepts "infallible" authority, and confesses their natural human behaviours to a virgin-worshiping old perv, only to do it all over again the following week and be "forgiven".
3) One who is made to feel guilty for everything he or she has ever done, thought of, or will think of and do in future.
Catholics are highly successful in Second and Third World countries because anywhere there is ignorance, high crime rates, shorter life spans, unwanted pregnancies, lack of birth control, poverty, and anti-intellectualism, the Roman Catholic Church is there 100%! YAY!
by vanderblick December 29, 2008
When someone engages in the act of molesting a small child
Here comes the catholic priest. Quick, clench your cheeks
by Chuckster12345 December 03, 2008
to be able to believe the truth of the holy bible for ten generations and hence enter the congregation of the Lord
that is the catolic religion. the safest way to enter heaven
i am a catholic and i believe in god i will fulfil my duties to god so that i can sit at his table
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
Members of Christianity. The faith and work of God they follow. And never do they cheat disappoint lie or steal. Nor d they hide their honor to The Lord Jesus Christ. Catholicism shall always depend on happiness for all. Amen.
Catholics are thou creators of God the Father Almighty. Creators thou are of Heaven on Earth. The almighty Catholics.
by Roo. October 11, 2007
Someone who lies, cheats, murders, rapes, steals, and or commits any sort of crime while claiming to be a religious follower/believer of Jesus.
Todd: I go to church every Sunday. I am such a good person, and I am faithful to Lord Christ and his teachings.

Frank: Didn't you rape that 12-year-old girl, and cheat on your wife while you robbed the prostitute?

Todd: Yeah, but I don't get your point.

Frank: You must be Catholic.

Todd: Precisely, but I still don't get you.
by Balano August 22, 2007

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