St. Catharines Stakeout 

When a taxi driver waits in the parking lot of a strip joint waiting for the drunk and high strippers to finish their shift. Upon exiting, the dancers are then offered a ride home in exchange for a hummer. (Common occurence in St.Catharines, a small town close to Niagara Falls Canada).

AKA: Cherry Picking, Shooting Fish in a Barrel

Dispatch: Jeff, we have a fair at the sixteen block of Grantham Plaza, over.

Jeff: Fuck off Doug! Im on a St. Catharines Stakeout right now.

St. Catharines Stakeout by Joe Mio September 5, 2008

St. Catharines

1. Located at 43.10N latitude and 79.15W longitude, one of the many urban centres in Southern Ontario, with beautiful residential neighbourhoods, a great shopping mall, and only a long tunnel away from Niagara Falls, where you can drop the kids off in the whale tank in Marineland and let the nice whales babysit them on their noses for the rest of the day, while you spend a spectacular night of sophisticated adult tourism shopping, riding the Maid of the Mist and the jetboats, hiking around the river gorge, or just standing and admiring Niagara Falls while taking in the friendly, carefree atmosphere of the city, and the stifling 90% humidity, which usually makes the temperature feel like 45 deg C.

2. A great place for kids to hunt snails all the day under the porch while the adults socialize in the pool, go to Chinese restaurants, one of the many immaculate coffee and donut shops, or cross-border shopping in New York. Also a place where you can easily become a rich, retired woman's considerably younger boytoy.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go on a road trip to St. Catharines?
Person 2: Okay, we'll go shopping, stay in a nice hotel, find some MILFs and have a beach party.

St. Catharines by screambloodygore September 24, 2005

St. Catharines

From elderly people who were here before the industrial revolution and think they're better than you to elderly call girls and the occasional junkie spinning on the sidewalk. Not a bad place to live but trying to find a job is like child pageantry. There are homeless people sleeping in places they really shouldn't. But still you'll see cars nicer than the one girl from high school who was friends with the football team. Theres plenty of places to shop but never enough parking, but who needs parking when driving in the city is confusing and the drivers here seem like they've been confused since they spoke out loud to read the dashboard to find the PRNDL.

Things you will see in public will elude your ability to describe them accurately. The perfect place to document cryptids.

I'm glad I moved to St. Catharines!

St. Catharines by MyDogWasCircumsized December 11, 2020

Catherine

She's the most open hearted and kind girl you'd ever meet. You'd fall in love with her instantly and when you try to Un fall in love with her, you'll always find yourself back loving her. She's very sensitive and emotional but her smile and laugh can brighten up the room. She may not be perfect but at the end if she has fallen in love with you, no matter what goes wrong. That love doesn't go anywhere even when she tries to hide it.
Catherine has such a big heart but sometimes gives it to the wrong people but she never stops. But once she let's go, she's not coming back.

Catherine can't ever be replaced.

Catherine by Pxtrc March 8, 2018

The Catherine Poutine 

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014

Mary Catherine 

A really cool girl. Sarcastic, pretty, and smart. She loves sports and is good at learning anything.

Never call her Mary. She will kill you. That is not her name. Her name is not hyphenated. It is Mary Catherine.

All around a cool, funny, pretty, badass girl.

Stupid: dude look it's Mary?

Smart: No that's Mary CATHERINE get it right.

Mary Catherine by Book_crazy_04 July 2, 2018

Catherine

The smartest, cutest, most unbelievable girl a guy could ever meet. One would be lucky to be in her presence. If she is reading this I hope this brings a smile to her face.

I am so lucky to have met Catherine

Catherine by benzboy186 May 16, 2013