A. A male or female who, when intoxicated, reverts to a primitive state in which they blindly wonder around looking for someone to fuck. Usually these sloppy-drunk animals sift through a series of rejections until some poor, skanky soul gives it up. While in "catfish mode," these individuals aren't thinking logically, and will only react to the prospect of immediate ejaculation.
"Aaron went with that skank to the strip club in the hood just to try and nail her."

Yea, he was tryin to smash with everyone last night.

"Too bad he pissed himself, she was DTF. She left him at her friends place to go fuck her ex."

What a Catfish.
by moneymike69 November 21, 2011
a fish that looks like a cat
i was getting my narbin sucked while i was eating a cat fish
by cody stover December 18, 2008
1 bottom feeder
2 not a filet
After I ate a whole catfish with the head on before the Nascar race, I stabbed Mark, Dak and Kelly with my catfish bones.
by hippity hoo October 03, 2007
Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.
Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!
by waterdude125 September 01, 2010
A distorted version of the italian "capisce", meaning "do you understand?". First used in the Simpsons.
If you don't shut up, I'll kill you. Catfish?
by Hugga January 04, 2005
A girl most likely named Nadine. She spends most of her time online and that is the only life she has. Be cautious, everything she says is a lie. Deceptive to the core and a sociopath. She may seem genuine but trust me, it's a facade. Not to be trusted.
Beware of the catfish.
by destroyaho September 17, 2013
Bearded Lady, hairy woman, women with lots of facial hair
Check that catfish out she's hairier than Jesus
by tonydenver May 06, 2010
A person that over eats. Their big mouth devours everything infront of them. After eating that excessive amount of food they are typically lethargic and have a swolen stomach and blank stare much like a catfish.
Bob- "Did you just see Jamie after she ate those two footlong philly cheese steaks and that large milkshake with extra whip cream!?"

Dan- "Yeah what a Catfish!!"
by lucaduc December 07, 2009

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