When you propose a perfectly good solution to a trivial problem, that is rejected out of hand by management with nonexistent or nonsensical justification.
I'm in a catch-14 situation
A Catch-14 is a situation where a solution to a trivial problem is rejected for nonsensical or nonexistent reasons. The name is a reference to one proposed title for the book Catch-22, which was rejected because the number 14 was not "funny enough".
"I had to stay late at work due to a Catch-14 my boss had with using an LDAP query to poll user information"
"I had to come in over the weekend to rewrite our back end code, the boss wanted to use magic quotes instead of mysqli because they were 'magic'"
"Catch 14 man" *smokes blunt*
|3.||Catch The Pig|
To chase a pig around to use its blood for lube during anal sex.
Ray and Gianna chased the greased up pig for 3 hours 6 minutes and 14 seconds until Ray trapped it in a corner. Ray slit the pigs throat and shoved his penis in it, his penis became lubed up and he proceeded it by throwing his penis in Gianni’s virgin asshole completing the Chase The Pig maneuver. Completing Catch The Pig
It's mathematics slang for cutie pie. Seeing as 3.14 is the value of pi, well actually 3.141593 is probably closer even though it's an infinite number so 3.14 will do, but yeah you can catch my drift.
Usually in a text message or written/typed message of some sort:
Guy 1: Did you see andrea?
Guy 2: Yeahhh! She's a QT 3.14
Guy 3: lol i see what you mean. lol.
|5.||14 Year Old Girl|
'14 Year Old Girls' generally range from the ages 13-15. They are many things, but here are the most common ones, and the ones you should look out for so you don't befriend them.
Generally listen to Blood On the Dancefloor, Nevershoutnever, and Forever the Sickest Kids.
Most like they will be spotted wearing skinny jeans and big shoes, such as DC's or Osiris.
Often times, they say 'rawr'/'roar' way too much.
A lot of the time, they claim to love dinosaurs and robots.
Generally, they consider themselves 'scene' or 'emo'.
Sometimes, you can catch them drinking Monster Energy Drinks, and save the tabs for necklaces.
More often than not, they love to write on themselves with Sharpies.
Often times, they buy flat-billed hats with characters such as Domo, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, and Seaseme Street characters.
Generally, they mix words that they think are big, but really aren't, into their vocabulary.
They usually are attracted to 13 Year Old Boys.
I use to really like Paige, until I realized she was a 14 Year Old Girl.
A CheAp internet service provider. 9.95 A month for standard dial up service, 14.95 For high speed dial(does not affect download er ne thing)
Netzero is sooo nice, a nice cheap internet....NO! Net zero has a catch, spy and adware come with the pooled ads also do some programs involving messing up your browser. In Old versions of netzero you could not run a full screen game, Then they realized you won't see what is happening.
one of the best games ever, highly recommended not too play if u would like to keep ur soal/ a new way to make money(ebay, 1mil gp= 26 dallars)/makes people pissed off for having too many 12-14 year olds playing it, because they make fun of u for being a dad who hogs the computer from his kids because he has no life and is secretly gay
nooby011:im a noob and i just got scammed and or killed n wild
zezima:i will give u 10000gp do catch my spit
nooby011:how much will i get if i catch it n my mouth?