catapenis 

Like a catopolt, this is both jolly old fun and sexual.
The male piles "cum" on the end of his penis. He then pulls hard and folds his penis up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.

When the female is ready, he lets go of his penis and the cum should fling off the head of the penis and into the air.
The female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.

Jarred: Lexie finnaly let me try catapenis with her!

Tom: Sweet! Did she catch it?

Jarred:Yep, and then swallowed it.

Tom: That's hot.

catapenis by Jenarilyn Keuloutin August 29, 2009

Catapeencho 

Meaning something or someone is absolute dogshit.

Oh my god this other team is Catapeencho.

Catapeencho by Vaun Man May 4, 2020

catspeed 

1. Behaviour typical of the nature of a cat.

2. To choose to move at the speed of light or not at all depending on the mood.

Three cats were sleeping on the lounge, I dropped my keys and in that split second one cat disappeared, one cat scratched me, the other cat rolled over, yawned, then wished me a safe journey.. Catspeed my son, catspeed.

catspeed by 1964kev May 20, 2019

catapres 

blood pressure medication

catapres by Anonymous November 7, 2003

catapressed

1. Catatonic and depressed at the same time.
2. A state of such extreme boredom that one becomes depressed and unresponsive.

I was pretty catapressed today. I just laid on my bed for hours.

catapressed by blasphemy! September 24, 2006

Cataheeler

A cataheeler is a mix between a "Catahoula" and a "Blue Heeler". It is just s merged name of "Cata" from catahoula and "Heeler" from blue heeler.

Guy 1: My neighbor's Catahoula knocked my moms Blue Heeler up. They had Cataheeler pups.

Guy 2: Ha! I want one!

Cataheeler by Kazumi *Kiss Me I'm Contagious February 7, 2009

Cataplexy 

The condition of having seizures whenever the person experiences a certain amount of an emotion.
This is commonly related to Narcoleptsy and Sleep Apnea.

Every time Cory laughs, his muscles convulse and he falls to the ground. His breathing stops and he risks swallowing his tounge unable to control any of his muscles. This is Cataplexy and this stops him from obtaining a license and from entering the armed forces.

Cataplexy by HomicideTheBunny April 15, 2008