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Catanukkah 

Is when cats celebrate their heritage by telling the story of how their cat ancestors revolted against the Seleucid Empire of the 2nd century BCE. The holiday is also observed for about eight days due to the amount of catnip that lasted with-in the "meoworah".

It's a holiday representing cats ultimate win over the dog/cat wars.
Bro 1: Dude bro did you see Elmer celebrating "Catanukkah" he was totally reminiscing his feline ancestry.
Bro 2: Its just an excuse for that fucking cat to by more catnip...

Man I just really wish I could have been part of the chosen feline race, you gotta love those silly hats-on-cats.
Catanukkah by Rossco Rox May 14, 2014
Related Words

Catantan 

The moment of release and orgasm when one is engaged in sex with an Asian.
Last night Josh and I fucked I came so hard, it was a total Catantan.
Catantan by JTan ncmtj September 8, 2009

catantrum 

A tantrum thrown because of events taking place during a game of Settlers of Catan.
When Alex refused to make any trades with Justin, Justin exploded into a furious Catantrum, throwing the dice on the floor and storming out of the room.
catantrum by gusta22 September 4, 2009
The posterior opening of a feline, located below the tail.
Sometimes the cat is feeling frisky and gives up the catanus instead of the catang.
Catanus by Boonecat September 2, 2009

Catanusmorphisourous

Catanusmorphisourous is a rare branch of illness which originated in west Ethiopia. This disease affects only 1 in 100,000,000 people who come in contact with it. Since the chances of contracting this illness are very slim, it comes across as a surprise when someone actually catches catanusmorphisourous. This illness causes men of old age to get erections when looking at younger children, and these old aged men tend to buy their victims items afterwards.
My next door elderly neighbour has Catanusmorphisourous illness, he is a very weird alpha male.
Someone who has the brain size of a cat, a total idiot
Angie: What the hell did you do that for? Catnut!

Kimi: I do not have the brain of a cat!!
Catnut by CatderSongRocks October 20, 2008