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catmania 

A complete and total passionate fixation on anything related to felines.
My neighbor’s full-blown catmania is what drove her to harbor nearly a hundred cats in her bedroom.
catmania by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

Catamination 

Catamination occurs when a cat contaminates an item of food or a beverage intended for people by attempting to consume, or shedding fur on said item.
Widespread catamination occurred in the kitchen after the cat stuck his head in every glass on the table.
Catamination by QingQannabis June 1, 2010

catapenis 

Like a catopolt, this is both jolly old fun and sexual.
The male piles "cum" on the end of his penis. He then pulls hard and folds his penis up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.

When the female is ready, he lets go of his penis and the cum should fling off the head of the penis and into the air.
The female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.
Jarred: Lexie finnaly let me try catapenis with her!

Tom: Sweet! Did she catch it?

Jarred:Yep, and then swallowed it.

Tom: That's hot.
catapenis by Jenarilyn Keuloutin August 29, 2009
Catania is a nice girl. She enjoys cooking her own food and eating healthy. She is athletic, smart, and self sufficient. She cannot go a day without her kombucha and without laughter. She dislikes warm weather and prefers the foggy cold winter days so she can drink plenty of tea. She's studious and an intellectual but doesn't know it. She is a very protective and opinionated friend who isn't afraid of voicing her opinion. catania is a very determined person with an old soul. People who know a catania should listen closely to what they have to say because they are mostly correct and always deep in thought.
Catania is going to be a principal ballerina someday.
Catania by 7ledger August 13, 2017

math class catatonia 

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.
"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

Catalonian Roulette 

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon
Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Catalonian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I dont loose again, last time you guys kicked me in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
Catalonian Roulette by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009