jacking the dog off to feed the cat
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Colac Carjacking
Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019
carjacking
Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
carjacking by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010
cartjacking
Mike: "Hey Brook, what's with all the shopping carts laying around your neighborhood?"
Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."
Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."
cartjacking by Mike's September 26, 2005
carjacking
The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.
The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
carjacking by mapatric March 18, 2007
Sexually Motivated Carjacking
A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.
Sexually Motivated Carjacking by deengloremenglormness December 1, 2022