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A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.
1: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<
2: What the hell is this
1: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death? To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O>
2: 679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O
2: cancel
1: <Command not recognized.> Cats have 32 muscles that control their outer ear! Did you hear that? To cancel receiving cat facts, say <jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78>
2: jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78
2: STOP
1: <Command not recognized.> Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the crystal palace in London? Mee-wow! >o<
2: SHUT UP
1: <Command not recognized.> Please prove that you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: Dog.
1: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>
1: Did you know that there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love. To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g>
2: djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g
1: You really want to cancel? Are you kitten me? Please confirm you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: cat.
1: INCORRECT. You said your favorite animal is the <dog.> You will continue to receive fun <hourly> facts.
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