anus corking cat raper 

The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.

Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.

anus corking cat raper by Bobby jack butt snack October 5, 2009

Catanus

The posterior opening of a feline, located below the tail.

Sometimes the cat is feeling frisky and gives up the catanus instead of the catang.

Catanus by Boonecat September 2, 2009

Catanusmorphisourous

Catanusmorphisourous is a rare branch of illness which originated in west Ethiopia. This disease affects only 1 in 100,000,000 people who come in contact with it. Since the chances of contracting this illness are very slim, it comes across as a surprise when someone actually catches catanusmorphisourous. This illness causes men of old age to get erections when looking at younger children, and these old aged men tend to buy their victims items afterwards.

My next door elderly neighbour has Catanusmorphisourous illness, he is a very weird alpha male.

Catanusmorphisourous by Jackson Selim Hamed February 2, 2021