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You wake up and realize you can't move without disturbing sleeping cats
cat-lady: Dang, I woke up 10 times last night, and I was cat locked, so I could not go back to sleep.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.
by manlysmom September 05, 2011
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A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.
I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016
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