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a machine that works like this: you put a cat into the "cat slot". the machine then takes the cat and chops it up into 4 different pieces and grinds up the cat meat. it then processes the meat makes it into patties. It then packages the cat meat and moves it onto a conveyor belt where employees of cat killing machinecat killing machine inc. will deliver the meat to the nearest MacDonalds.
bill:
"hey I'm thinking of taking that job at cat killing machinecat killing machine inc. where i work with cat killing machinecat killing machines."
DAVE THE TACO:
"you defiantly should."
by catkillingmachinecatkilling February 18, 2013

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