a person who is currently feeling the effects of fewer than two recreational drugs.
Person A: I'm so fucking drunk right now dude.
Person B: Just drunk?
Person A: Yeah I'm totally hammered mannn.
Person B: Whatever ...cat dick.
An unusually small penis, like a cat's size. Also it is an unusually pink and pointy penis.
That dude couldn't any pussy because he has a little cat dick.