An Internet phenomenon, similar to planking, in which users upload photographs of a cat adorned with slices of bread, especially by pushing the cat's face through the middle of a slice, often causing the cat to stand stock-still wearing an expression of rage. The meme became popular after being mentioned on the February 2, 2012 episode of the Colbert Report. Not to be confused with cat breeding.
A: "Have you seen those catbreading photos online?"
B: "Yeah, I don't see why anyone would push their cat's face through a slice of toast."
"I just pushed my cat's face through a pop tart and took a photo. It's a combination of Nyan Cat and catbreading."
a small, derpy fish that is easy to breed. throw 2 or 3 of them in a cup of water, and in about a month you will have 300 guppies. people will pay about 50 cents a guppy, and up to 60 dollars for a pime breeding pair of guppies, such as a double sword snakeskin, maybe a maroon moscow, or a red grass variety guppy.
the guppy buisness is a gold mine. and whats more, if your guppies produce any mutations or ugly fish, give them to your cat, or to your sushi loving neighbor.
damn, that guppy wont stop trying to rape that other guppy!
|3.||war with Iraq|
One of histories greatest strategic blunders. Currently in progress, you can actually watch stupid in the making. To defeat "terrorism" is it wise to occupy a country, kill their children and give them nothing to lose. Iraq is now a breeding ground for terrorists.
Original reason for going to war
-Weapons of mass destruction
when that fell through
-Saddams affiliation with osama
when that too was proved to be false
(or)their back up plans, back up plans
-We had to overthrow the dictator and "install" a democratic system
when a democracy proved to be highly unlikely to work
-put on your best "oops" grin, and say "nothings perfect look at our own last election!" (Way to go rummy)
Aside from the civilian casualties, the worst thing about this war is that bush is too fucking stubborn to admit he was wrong. Stubborn because he has the support of so many war-mongering shit for brains conservatives blindly following him.
Opposing a war has nothing to do with cowardice, as dropping a bomb has nothing to do with bravery. Brave is being able to sit for five minutes and think about the lives this war has ruined without trying to rationalize it in any way. The men at thermopylae were brave, the Iraqi civilians trying to carry on their lives are brave. Ill informed pro-war morons living across an ocean, blindly grabbing the tail of the blind rat infront of them, need to reach out and grab reality because war isn't "ya hoo" it's "oh no"!
An "exotic" pet produced from breeding a bobcat with a domesticated cat.
"That's not just any old cat, it's a pixiebob"
Looking like miniature tigers, toygers are the result of selective breeding of domestic shorthaired tabbies to make them resemble "toy tigers" (in the same way that toy poodles are bred to be small poodles).
Look! It's a kitty! It's a tiger! No, it's a toyger!!
is of German origin. A Korf male is typically a blond haired, blue eyed person usually about 6 feet tall and of slender build. Korf's usually reside in blue homes somewhere in the countryside. They really enjoy breeding cats and tomatoes in their spare time. Motorcycles also appear to be their hobby. If you ever cross paths with a Korf be aware of their uncanny ability to charm the socks off of you.
A motorcycle just flew by, must be a Korf.
Gee, I want to take a nice trip to Germany, to see a Korf.
Is that a cat village I see? Nope, just the Korf's vicinity.
|7.||HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION|
When a skitty (a 2 ft. tall cat-like pokemon) and a wailord (a 47 ft. tall whale pokemon) breed in a Pokemon Day-Care center and make a egg
Origins from the Gamefaqs's Ruby/Sapphire Board
also known as HSOWA
Joe: Did you just breed a wailord and a skitty?
Frank: HELL YEAH!!!!!
Joe:...I wonder how that works.............
Frank: WHO CARES, IT'S HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION
Joe: your a fag frank