The cumbrian term given to a useless teacher. Often teaches in a seconday school where she gets the total piss taken out of her, Most Castros tend to need a bra to hold in their nipple erections.
Boy#1: OMG did you see that nipple!?
Boy#2: Yeah she must be a total castro.
by Professor Alex Taylor July 06, 2009
a big hot guy that seems cool at first, but afterwards you find out hes a complete FREAK and he cant figure out his "emotions" which are most likely do to the steroids he pumps into his ass.

beware, lades, of the castro. for he is devestatingly handsome, then once youre lured in, hes not a manly man, but an emotional physco path! run!
-"so i went on a date with the hottest and buffest guy everrrrr and he broke down and started being a little bitch over nothing!"

-"shit girl, you got yourself a castro."
by hofasho January 14, 2009
A woman`s extremely hairy vagina.
When I went down on her, I thought I was kissing Fidel Castro.
by T.M.O. April 12, 2007

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