Yeah, that was some good Hairporn!
Where the goddamn Light Warriors are going.
"But that's a temple, not a castle."
"A temple's a kind of castle"
"That's all this book says. Over and Over, for hundreds of pages.
Yes. I know.
How foolish of me.
Yes. I know."
In this day and age, though, it is possible to build a castle that is quite comfy to live in thanks to modern tecnology.
Most people who live in castles also have a collection of swords.