castigate

A kinder alternative to castration frustration., otherwise known as castigating callers hands off when intend cutting off call.

Hey, hands off or I'll castigate you!

castigate by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

castigate

Tell off emphatically.

The sergeant castigated the private for stepping out of line.

castigate by vimescarrot December 25, 2007

Castigate

Put someone down on the spot, to act from developed fury and to ‘dress them down’

I have behaved on my accord in order to castigate them in a public place.

Castigate by Fahst March 15, 2019

castigate

verb. a popular combination of castrate and investigate.

Your girlfriend is going to be so pissed you didn't call her back, she's going to castigate you!!!

castigate by PirateK April 1, 2010

Castipated 

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

Castipated by skeelodripp March 3, 2021

cassinated 

when someone gets blundered by the one and only max cassidy, usually after a trick has been played on the person who has been cassinated, max comes out the bushes with a camera crew and shouts a famous catchphrase.

"oh boy i sure cant wait to get back home back to my loving family"
*piano drops from the sky landing on the person*
"youve just been cassinated! boomshakalaka!, another day another slay!, whats up buttercup!, eat my dust!!"

cassinated by mrbutterb March 12, 2023