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Like a chastity belt, but with a money slot so you can insert cash and the belt will open for a certain amount of time-- depending on how much money you put in, of course. Essentially, a parking meter for your penis.
Damn, I was so mad that I didn't have any cash on me, cause mike's mom was wearing a cashtity belt.
by natalieadam February 26, 2007

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Like a chastity belt, but with a money slot so you can insert cash and the belt will open for a certain amount of time-- depending on how much money you put in, of course. Essentially, a parking meter for your penis.
Damn, I was so mad that I didn't have any cash on me, cause mike d's mom was wearing a cashtity belt.
by adamandnatalie February 25, 2007

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Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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