The casagrande has the personality equivalent to the f word, he is the result of when
Donald Trump and
Satan have unprotected
sex. The casagrande spends his free
time taking advantage of teenage hormonal emotions, telling them that they're not good enough at playing an instrument he has never picked up. He enjoys torturing musically inclined children by forcing them to play a song over and over again (exactly the same time) for 8 hours everyday for two weeks while in 90 degree weather while some of them are wrapped in
metal instruments. This torture is also for the surrounding neighborhoods, (there's
police complaints to prove it) due to the fact that they have to put up with it because their children are talented. But hey kids, he won trophies that are clearly displayed on
top of the mantel of a 20 foot long window. Rumour has it that he shares 89% of the same genetic material of Adolf Hitler and he tried to join ISIS but they said "no thanks". If you ever cross paths with a casagrande, you better have a bible on hand and a playlist that saves you from the insecurities that
will be inflicted into your soul. Basically a great teacher, but a terrible person.
