When you have a bowel movement that replicates the shape of a shark. ie. pinching it off to make a pointy end like a shark face swimming in your toilet bowl.
Dude, after eating that burrito, I have to go carve a shark!!
by Smyleegirl13 July 16, 2017
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Defecating, dropping a big turd, dropping the kids off at the pool. So named for the tail left above the water, after you've sculpted your brown water-dwelling silent killer.
"Those street tacos are tearing me up, I'm gonna go carve a shark."
by Josh S. S. April 11, 2007
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