Cruncle 

Cousin-Uncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty

Cruncle by wowza! November 13, 2014

carbuncle

Carbuncle references a random text box seen in Game Grumps episode number two of Sonic Shuffle saying “The Carbuncle ate itself.” This notification was completely unrelated to what was happening in the game and only interrupted the conversation Danny and Arin were having. The phrase has since become a running joke and reference within the fanbase.

Therefore, a “carbuncle” is a person who interrupts or contributes nothing of value, interest, or importance to a conversation.

“Kristen, could you quit being a carbuncle?”

“Jax is such a carbuncle.”

carbuncle by Scha-wangus October 23, 2020

cruncled 

Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed.

The videotape was cruncled by the machine.

I washed the curtains, hung them up and they are still cruncled

They cruncled my car!

cruncled by Alan Lee October 1, 2006

cruncle 

Creepy uncle

Uncle Bob just made a pass at me. What a cruncle!

cruncle by ohmfab September 18, 2009

Carbuncle

The act of when a homosapian has digested said amounts of nourishments and needs to unpleasantly/forcefully relieve him or herself via the anal cavity.

Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.

Ohhhh man, I've just taken an hour long carbuncle. The glossy cushiony paper which I used to wipe away my sins where also conveyed in a rouge coloured liquid.

::2 hours later a friend turns up::

Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!

Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago

Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll

Carbuncle by Carbuncaru December 7, 2015

Carbuncle

A small white corral growth on the sphincter.

The proctologist cautiously removed Andre's vicious carbuncle.

Carbuncle by Drgonzo November 18, 2003

Cruncle 

The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.

"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"

"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"

Cruncle by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021