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2. cartouche bag
a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?
1. cartouche bag
someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:
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