| 1. | cartman's mom | ||
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a.) someone who has sex with EVERYONE. b.) eric cartmans mom from south park a.) girl: i heard michelle had sex with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy! girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant! guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom! |
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| 2. | Cartmans kittie | ||
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Eric Cartmans cat from South Park.
Seems to allways be in heat. "No Kittie this is my pot pie... NO KITTIE THIS MY POT PIE! Bad kittie!
Mom Kittie's being a dildo. (Ms. Cartman) I know a certain kittie kittie who's sleeping with mommy tonight. (Cartman)What? |
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| 3. | south park | ||
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the most kick ass show ever created, if you havent bought the first season ond dvd yet this would be your ultimate bible
cartman- god kitty you are such a f*cking dill doe
cartmans mom (the dirty slut)-well then i no a special kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight |
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| 4. | crackwhore | ||
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Eric Cartmans mother. "Hey Cartman your mom's on the cover of crackwhore magaziene."
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| 5. | rimjob | ||
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eric cartmans mom put your legs behind your head and your ass is licked
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| 6. | South Park | ||
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The best, funniest, and most worthy to be watched show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on episodes of south park:
more...
Ex #1 Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde Clyde: 12 Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete retard ...kyle Kyle:i think i no the answer mr. garrison Cartman:mmhmhmhmhmh Kyle: shut up fat boy Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word Cartman: wat? jew? Kyle:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a** Mr. Garrison: KYLE! Cartman: y the f*** not Mr. Garrison: ERIC! Stan: dude u just said f*** again Mr. Garrison: STANLEY! Kenny: f*** Mr. Garrison: KENNY! Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f** Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls Mr.Garrison: wat did u say!!! Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison Stan: holy sh** dude -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ex #2 kitty: meow cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie kitty: meow cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie kitty: hsss cartman: mom kittys bein a dildo cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite cartman: .....wat??? |
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