Carload of Farts 

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

Carload of Farts by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

CartLady 

Someone (male or female) who is keeping track of events in order to use them in future arguments. The CartLady is a poetic vision of a librarian going around with an old screechy cart loaded with huge books.

Once again Joe reminded me of the time I borrowed him a black t-shirt. That was six months ago! What a CartLady!

CartLady by Shadow of the former tech July 17, 2003

CartLady 

The crack head lady you see pushing a stolen grocery cart with all fo her b elongings...talking to herself.

That cart lady is on crack.

CartLady by JMT January 28, 2005

carpload 

Has the same meaning as crapload, and occurs in three circumstances:

1) As a typo.
2) As a euphemism, as "carp" is not the least bit vulgar.
3) An intentional mockery/parody of the typo, similar in some respects to zomg.

Person 1: How was work?

Person 2: ZOMG! WE HAD A CARPLOAD OF STUFF TO MOVE!

carpload by randomnameisrandom June 17, 2008

Carload 

A fat cyclist, who has a smug ego and often displays extreme difficulty braking during a bike race. Usually South American. Likely to have a low IQ and a high T.

Dude, did you see Carload get popped off the back and pretend he had a flat?

Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.

Carload by Mocha frappe latte May 28, 2018

Carload of Dark 

A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.

Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.

Carload of Dark by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023

hand cart load 

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

hand cart load by jim2233 July 31, 2009