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1.
is a gay giant carrot who wears tights.
Carrotman is gay and works at maccas.
by macca chick August 26, 2007
 
2.
A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.
Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS
by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeoneelse August 21, 2008