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The state in which a woman feels she will never have sex or that she is hating her life as a woman. So she will either proceed to use a carrot as a fake wang. Or she will just decide to have sex with the carrot. 1) Girl 1: "Man, I don't think I'll ever have sex." *runs to refrigerator for a carrot*
1) Girl 1: "I hate my life as a woman!" Girl 2: "You wanna carrot?" |
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
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A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty. "We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."
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A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo, and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs. Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.
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| 4. | Carrot | ||
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a dildo
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The best cure for a deep rectal itch. -My ass itches.
--Got some carrots in the fridge. |
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A type of vegetable that is orange, long and gets narrow and ends with a tip and if you eat them you can see in the dark. sam:"this vegetable is orange"
greg: "yes it is sam" sam: "what is it?" greg: "it is a carrot" |
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A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well. Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...
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