The movement of ones lips when carrying out the act of fallacio (I.e. Going down on a hoe). Fish blowing bubbles!
Ian: Fam, I munched out this hoe last night!
Nadia: were you Carpin!?
Ian: Carped all the way...forever blowing bubbles!
Nadia: were you Carpin!?
Ian: Carped all the way...forever blowing bubbles!
by Handsome1995 January 30, 2016
There is a fish in my pants.
That man is so amazing, he is uber smart, good looking, cool and perhaps the most modest person ever! Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. I am so hot for carpin denium.
by nonofyabisnes June 13, 2010
The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).
Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.
In short: Don't think about it
Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.
In short: Don't think about it
"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"
by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017
by Zed72 August 13, 2017
Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.
Look at him, carpin all those diems.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 10, 2018
diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.
Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems
by Greg Dingwell November 1, 2017