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4.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
 
1.
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
by antipatches3030 January 08, 2004
 
2.
1. Oral sex performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. Female specific analog to Road Head.

2. Road-head for bitches.
"I got some car-pie from my boyfriend, Woody, on the drive down to Atlanta last week."
by irrelephant April 23, 2010
 
3.
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
by Anonymous October 06, 2003