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1. carpie
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
by antipatches3030 Jan 8, 2004 add a video
2. carpie
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
by anonymous Oct 6, 2003 add a video
3. carpie
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
by anonymous Mar 31, 2003 add a video
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