1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
1. Oral sex performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. Female specific analog to Road Head
2. Road-head for bitches.
"I got some car-pie from my boyfriend, Woody, on the drive down to Atlanta last week."