carpets match the drapes 

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

carpets match the drapes by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

flying carpets 

Rickyism for "flying colors"

"He passed with flying carpets."

flying carpets by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Rubbing Carpets 

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.

"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."

Rubbing Carpets by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

s.k. carpets 

Is a situation where possibilitys puts their actions in a position for suicide..the non exceptance of ideas or thoughts..

s.k. carpets acronymn
means sucicide kill...

s.k. carpets by regardless devon victory January 29, 2009

Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

Shampooing the Carpets by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008

dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

dirty carpets in a big law firm by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

Matching carpets 

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs

dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/

Matching carpets by Niffer-fish January 17, 2009