Hipster slang for lesbian.
Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!
by shizzle_bot November 11, 2004
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the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
by Fatass February 13, 2003
a soft material used to cover floors
I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
by nathaniel spritzner August 07, 2005
A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
by KCtah October 25, 2003
a woman's pubic hair
Her carpet was well trimmed.
by The Return of Light Joker May 09, 2008
The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.
"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!
by Wordielicious November 28, 2010
A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten
"Have you shat on the carpet?" "No, i havent shatten the car pet yet today."
by Uptartion August 27, 2003
When someone's arms, legs or body are absurdly covered in hair
Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!
by BraeBlake December 11, 2015