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15. carpet
Hipster slang for lesbian.
Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!
by shizzle_bot Nov 11, 2004 add a video
1. carpet
the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
by Fatass Feb 13, 2003 add a video
2. carpet
a soft material used to cover floors
I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
3. carpet
A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
by KCtah Oct 25, 2003 add a video
4. carpet
a woman's pubic hair
Her carpet was well trimmed.
5. carpet
to be so wasted, that you can't get up the floor.
Wow, I was carpet last night!!!
6. carpet
modern day drug dealers terms for £300
i'd say thats worth a carpet
7. Carpet
n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet
That girl is dressed like such a carpet.
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