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14. carpet
a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.
oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you
by Cassius Feb 18, 2005 add a video
1. carpet
the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
by Fatass Feb 13, 2003 add a video
2. carpet
a soft material used to cover floors
I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
3. carpet
A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
by KCtah Oct 25, 2003 add a video
4. carpet
a woman's pubic hair
Her carpet was well trimmed.
5. carpet
to be so wasted, that you can't get up the floor.
Wow, I was carpet last night!!!
6. carpet
modern day drug dealers terms for £300
i'd say thats worth a carpet
7. Carpet
n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet
That girl is dressed like such a carpet.
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