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1.
To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"
do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?
by davey2002 January 12, 2007
 
2.
cunilingus, eating pussy
He enjoys carpet munching
by Nelson December 01, 2003
 
3.
A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").
God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!
by Winston Smith March 09, 2005